360+ Hilarious Fat Puns That’ll Make You Laugh Hard

Laughter is the best workout, and this collection proves it with clever wordplay and lighthearted fun.From cheeky jokes to smart twists, these Fat Puns are designed to spark smiles without crossing the line.We’ve packed the humor with creativity, timing, and relatable moments everyone can enjoy.If you love jokes that roll smoothly and land softly, these Fat Puns will feel just right.

This list brings together humor that’s playful, self-aware, and perfect for sharing with friends.Each joke is crafted to keep things friendly while delivering big laughs through Fat Puns that hit the sweet spot. Whether you’re scrolling for a quick chuckle or stocking up on jokes, the variety keeps it fresh.
Get ready to laugh hard, because these Fat Puns are here to brighten your mood.

Table of Contents
Hollywood Heavyweights: Movie-Themed Fat Puns
Best Birthday-Themed Wordplay Jokes
The Thickening – a horror sequel 🎃
Gone with the Waistline 💨
The Wide Wizard of Oz 🌪️
Jurassic Pork 🦖
The Silence of the Hams 🐷
Wide Wars: The Empire Strikes Snacks 🌟
The Breakfast Club Sandwich 🥪
Forrest Plump 🏃
The Magnificent Seven Courses 🍽️
Lawrence of A-labia (lots of layers!) 🏜️
Citizen Cake 🎂
2001: A Space Oddity (can’t fit through the hatch) 🚀
The Extra Large Lebowski 🎳
Pulp Thicktion 💼
The Godfeeder 🍝
Apocalypse Chow 🚁
One Flew Over the Cookie’s Nest 🍪
Full Metal Snacket 🎖️
The Wide and the Furious 🏎️
Thick Gump 🏃
The Lord of the Onion Rings 💍
Harry Plumper 🪄
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (stuck in doorway) 🗿
Jaws: Wide Open 🦈
The Shining Buffet ✨
E.T. the Extra Terrestrial Pounds 👽
Back to the Fridge 🕐
The Thick Knight 🦇
Avoirdupois (Avengers) 💪
Titanical (couldn’t sink if it tried) 🚢
Fluffy Fruits: Fat Puns Inspired by Fruits
Plumped-up plum 🟣
Chunky cherry 🍒
Bountiful banana (bunch) 🍌
Mega melon 🍉
Portly peach 🍑
Wide watermelon 🍉
Hefty honeydew 🍈
Abundant apple 🍎
Generous grape cluster 🍇
Thick-skinned orange 🍊
Bulky blueberries 🫐
Stout strawb